agenttexsflippedshit:

wow this banner isn’t as pretty as the one on my ff.  OH um yeah, I gotta do the thing here.  Ahem.

You there!  Yes you!  Have you ever dreamed of one day owning your very own plush space marine?  Well, dream no more, for we are announcing the SUPER-DUPER RVB GIVEAWAY!!

Alright, so here’s the skinny:
 - Gonna pick 3 winners on October 1st, 2014(why october? fall break = full week of school off = time to sew) using the random number generator 
 - One like, one reblog - two entry chances.  You can reblog as much as you want, but tumblr only shows one reblog so yeah.
 - You do not have to be following me to enter this giveaway.  (It would be nice, since like all I fuckin do is post crafty shit like this, but I’m not gonna say that you have to.  But to be fair to the kids who follow me (since this is a follower giveaway), you can get any pick of what plush you want (your own plush, not one of these pictured above, those are mine), while non-follower winners will have more limited options that will not include speciality patterns such as Maine, Carolina, CT, or any of our new friends from season 11/12.  But don’t fucking follow for the giveaway and unfollow afterwards.  That’s rude.)
 - No giveaway blogs pretty please.
 - US-only, I am a broke college student with 0 monies.  (If you’re willing to pay shipping to your place, then fuck yeah son I’ll make you the thing.)
 - Before you ask questions about the plushies, please check my plush faq.

So remember, the date’s October 1st, and I’m gonna do it as soon as I get home from school (around 5 PM central time) so you’ve got until then.  Good night, and good luck.

many-splendored-rat:

candy—-hearts:

 As per request, these are my girl rats!

Xena, Desdemona, Ophelia, Nugget, Venus, Nirvana, and Alice.

rattlecat:

a-meddling-moderator:

nutmeg-slushin:

markiplite:

Brightened pictures of Five Nights at Freddy’s.

OMG THEY DON’T LOOK AS SCARY NOW AND LOOKIT THE PIZZA PARLOR AND HOW COLORFUL IT IS <3

I think they look fucking scarier.

I had no idea one of them hides in the bathroom peeking out like that. Fuck that shit.

cybergata:

Maru loves his little sister Hana.

madlori:

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I encounter this phenomenon at least once a week.

(Source: goodlyrottenapple)

Andy Samberg and Lena Headey on stage at the 66th Primetime Emmy Awards (x)

(Source: rubyredwisp)

thewritersramblings:

To build a city at the bottom of the sea! Insanity. But where else could we be free from the clutching hand of the Parasites? Where else could we build an economy that they would not try to control, a society that they would not try to destroy? It was not impossible to build Rapture at the bottom of the sea.

It was impossible to build it anywhere else

credits [x]

tyleroakley:

twentyfourthdropout:

petercapalldi:

MY PRINCIPAL CALLED EVERYONE IN THE SCHOOL AND LEFT THIS MESSAGE HELP I CANT BREATHE

Can someone please make a remix

slipRAYYYYYY

(Source: petercapalldi)

sashaforthewin:

planetkirk:

Chris Pine for Details Magazine in 2010 (x)

I think this is my fourth time reblarging desert leather

ladysilabee:

littleworldofmyown:

gifdistrict:

you called?

Drift kitten.

Fast and Furriest: Tokyo Drift

(Source: yangxiaowow)

churboose:

wash shaming